About the Menu

The menu at Morty & Bob’s offers a relaxed selection of Modern European dishes that feel both approachable and thoughtfully prepared. Whether you're stopping by for a laid-back brunch, a casual lunch, or an evening meal paired with a drink, the offerings are designed to suit a variety of occasions while complementing the stylish yet unpretentious atmosphere of Coal Drops Yard.

Start your day with comforting brunch options like eggs Benedict or house granola with seasonal fruit, or enjoy light but satisfying choices such as avocado toast and kale salad. For lunch or dinner, the focus shifts to hearty yet simple dishes — think grilled cheese sandwiches or a juicy sirloin steak — that invite you to slow down and savour the moment. Side options like parmesan truffle fries add a touch of indulgence without overwhelming the plate.

Drinks range from fresh juices and artisan lattes to classic cocktails like espresso martinis and margaritas, offering something to enjoy throughout the day or as a relaxed evening treat. The overall experience reflects a calm, welcoming vibe where well-made food and drink match the easygoing yet refined setting.

Desserts lean toward comforting, familiar flavours with choices such as chocolate brownies, French toast with berry compote, and ice cream sundaes, rounding out meals with a quiet bit of sweetness. The menu’s balance of casual bites and flavourful dishes fits naturally with the warm, attentive service and the unhurried pace Morty & Bob’s encourages.

Business Menu

BRUNCH & LUNCH.
House granola, vanilla or coconutpb yoghurt, seasonal fruit
£7.50
Brunch bun. bacon, soft scrambled egg with parmesan & chives, harissa aioli
£9.00
Crispy fried eggs, sage & chilli butter, grilled sourdough v
£8.00
BRUNCH & LUNCH. - Pastries & cakes on the counter
Grilled cheese sandwich
Avocado on sourdough toast, chilli, lime, toasted seeds, crispy kale, radish
£11.50
Everything bagel, smoked salmon, chive cream cheese, tomato, onion & capers
£10.00
Grain bowl, greens, beet houmous, avocado, almond & chilli oil, poached egg v
£12.50
Bob’s Brunch, eggs on toast, bacon, potato hash, sausage, house beans, avocado chilli & lime
£13.50
Braised butter beans, roast fennel, green harrissa, grilled sourdough
£11.50
Chicken Schnitzel, grilled broccoli, fried egg, caper & herb butter
£13.50
Aged HG Walter bavette steak sandwich, chimichurri, pickled shallot, mustard mayo, rocket, focaccia bun, fries
£15.95
Mortys cheeseburger & fries, burger sauce, emmental cheese, iceberg, pickles, brioche bun
£15.95
Caesar salad, soudough croutons, parmesan, kale & romaine, caesar dressing add marinated
£11.00
BRUNCH & LUNCH. - PUDDING from 12pm
Ice cream Sundae
£7.50
French toast, Biscoff, berry compote, almonds
£8.50
GF brownie, berry compote, vanilla ice cream
£7.00
Espresso Martini tiramisu
£7.00
Hackney Gelato
BRUNCH & LUNCH. - COFFEE by Allpress
Espresso /Macchiato
£3.00
Americano / Piccolo / Cortado
£3.00
Cappuccino / Latte / Flat white
£3.40
Mocha
£3.60
Iced / Oat / Soya / Decaf
£0.30
BRUNCH & LUNCH. - TEA by Good & Proper
Chamomile
£3.00
Fresh ginger & lemon | mint
£3.00
English breakfast
£3.00
Earl grey
£3.00
Green
£3.00
BRUNCH & LUNCH. - SIDES & EXTRAS
Poached or fried eggs | Scrambled eggs
Bacon | Sausage | Avocado chilli & lime | PB sausage
£3.00
Fries | Smoked Salmon | Seasonal greens | House salad
£4.00
Parmesan truffle fries
£6.50
DINNER - BAR SNACKS & SMALLS
Fried halloumi aioli
£7.00
Polpette. Italian meat balls, rich tomato sauce, sourdough
£9.50
Fresh hot potato crisps with soy, garlic & dill pb
£5.50
Cheddar & mushroom croquettes, mint yoghurt
£7.00
Mediterranean roast chicken, avocado & mango salsa
£9.50
M&B Straight Up grilled cheese with a pickle
£9.00
DINNER - MAIN DISHES.
Braised butterbeans, green harissa, roasted fennel pb
£11.50
Chicken schnitzel, fried egg, caper & herb butter, grilled broccoli
£14.50
Aged flat iron steak 8oz, fries, Chimichurri
£19.50
Caesar salad, soudough croutons, parmesan, kale & romaine, caesar dressing.
£11.00
Linguine, chorizo, prawns, san marzano tomatoes
£16.50
Pan fried salmon, thyme & potato rosti, grilled asparagus, lemon & dill velouté
£19.50
Morty’s cheeseburger & fries, burger sauce, emmental cheese, iceberg, pickles, brioche bun
£16.50
Fettuccine, Gio’s ragu
£14.50
DINNER - SIDES
Fries pb
£4.00
Seasonal greens pb
£4.00
Mixed leaf salad pb
£4.00
Parmesan & truffle fries, aioli
£6.50
DINNER - PUDDING
Ice cream Sundae
£7.50
Espresso Martini tiramisu
£7.00
French toast, Biscoff, berry compote, almonds
£8.50
Gluten free brownie, berry compote, vanilla ice cream
£7.00
Hackney Gelato pb